oh, i’m sorry, is my skirt too short for you?
well, that sucks cause your dick is too short for me.
when you want to transfer your photos from your phone to laptop and you see all the selfies you made….
i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience
unless you experience my penis
I just choked on my food.
that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on
Don’t they usually put choking hazard warnings on really small things?
very small dog? puppy
very big dog? puppy
very young dog? puppy
very old dog? puppy
so me and my dad are watching a documentary about a man that killed his children and the presenter turned to the camera and said ‘how could anyone ever think about killing their child’ and my dad sat there looking straight at the tv and said ‘trust me its not difficult’ he then looked at me and sighed